The mass of things website.

How to become ... (it is all satire)

• 1. Love books a ridiculous amnount
• 2. Have no social skills
• 3. Be a absolute genius at flags
• 4. Be extremely clumsy
• 5. Wear glasses

• 1. Be AMAZING with computers
• 2. Cat Go Meow
• 3. Be slightly insane
• 4. NEED a timetable

• 1. upload loads or 1 times a year
• 2. only play popular video games
• 3. shout constantly
• 4. only have friends that are annoying youtubers